Might aswel write something useless right :D?

[Marty]

Alright so its almost 1 am here in half an hour
im watching a movie
im hella nervous because my girlfriend is coming to my house for the first time tomorrow i need to clean up and stuff
Im really bored
Im thirsty but that will be over pretty soon after writing this
And i can't sleep but i got to rise early tomorrow
Useless isn't it!

[Zorro]

Actually, yes, its almost 1 am here
Right now I was finaly on the way to Kanto. I was like "fuck this shit, I'm going to Kanto "

Yea... But suddenly



Only on trainer prevents me to enter Kanto:dodgy: He, or better she has two Blastoise LV36. I was like "dafuq seriously two Blastoise?!".




...But she one-hittet my Typhlosion...



meh... :dodgy: Actually, in front of that bitch theres a good training place, so its just a question of minutes till I'm strong enough to gonna kick the shit out of her two turtles.



Story of my life.

[5eloo]

hahaha epic story

nice thread guys haha

[Marty]

Aawsome story

Figured i might aswel continue my story right

After i went to bed i had several "nightmares"*damnyouGengar* About things that could possibly go wrong when my girlfriend came over for the first time,
Woke up at 10 am all excited and stuff youknow .. first time that shes coming over
Wasn't that big of a deal
a couple hours later we picked her up from the station
Didn't expect anything real big to kick off between us, So we watched a movie.. Sadly not pokemon... :| would be kind of awkward honestly?
Anyways proceeding trough the movie i figured we might get a little closer to each other so we did
Hugged trough the entire movie and stuffs
Movie ended and she still had 2 hours to spend here and i was like
Alright what do we do now
----SUDDENLY---
My steph brother walks in and gives us 3 movies,
Duce biggolow
Elf...?
and The polar express
( dont blame him he is epileptic and isn't really that smart because of it )
So we decided to watch Bolt .. wich i randomly found laying somewhere on top of a pile of Games,
Not really interested knowing that we both already saw this movie i decided to make a move and try to kiss her..
Somehow we ended up making out instead of kissing ~~TMI
And got back to the movie almost at the end
Then we decided we could go get something to eat
Went to make some food Showing off my cooking skills *cough FRYING PAN*
We ate and i brought her home introduced myself to her parents
Pretty cool parents
They got a dog
Wich reminds me of a giant zigzagoon but then Grey. (Bouvier)
And that my friends.. is my story of today.

<3

[Gary Mother Fucking Oak]

my girlfriend

Mfw all my gf's end up cheating and dumping me.



Doesn't matter much.
Most don't stay long.
And you know, Jerks get all the chicks.

[Genuinous]

is this a personal life thread?

And you know, Jerks get all the chicks.

Not always *knock on wood*

[Marty]

my girlfriend

Mfw all my gf's end up cheating and dumping me.



Doesn't matter much.
Most don't stay long.
And you know, Jerks get all the chicks.

Awwww im sorry
._____. i might of just contributed in that ... ive been in 2 situations like that...
but atleast im not a jerk...
You'll find the right one Trustme

[Gary Mother Fucking Oak]

Neh.
If you date a bitch, you get a bitch.

LIFE LESSON.

lolk.
I ain't to hurt.
Not going to suicide cuz it.

[Marty]

Neh.
If you date a bitch, you get a bitch.

LIFE LESSON.

lolk.
I ain't to hurt.
Not going to suicide cuz it.

o_O You dont know how to use the girlfriends right
.. Girlfriend> Have a nice time for maybe a month
Send her to the kitchen
Repeat for infinite sammichees!

[hyper117]

XD don't let her find this thread then Marty